XXX-Mas Is Cumming. I Have Some Suggestions For Presents.

Posted by admin on December 5th, 2007 filed in Kinky Thinky, Toys Tools and Treasures

It’s the holidays again, Happy Hanukkah, by the way. This bondage blog (and blogger) has a few suggestions for kinky, sexy gifts for under the tree. Think about it. When else are you going to have such a perfect opportunity to give someone special… something special? You’re special too, so don’t forget to get something for yourself.

Here are some of the top sellers from JT’s Stockroom. I know these guys. I work in online porn, and Stockroom is the online standard for sex toys. They rock. Their customer service can’t be beat, their prices are right in line, and their photographer is Steve Diet Goedde. He shoots fetish models like, Kumi, Midori, and Dita Von Teese. Not bad, eh? So here are some presents for those naughty and nice.

Vibrating Feeldoe - First and foremost, the Vibrating Feeldoe. It’s 2007, people. Men like assplay. It doesn’t make you queer, or a submissive, or a sissyboi, unless you already are. So many guys are wigged out about assplay, yet… according to my traffic, lots of men search online for “strap-on ass fuck” and the like, quite a bit. The Feeldoe is first on my list, and I can’t wait for my wife to fuck me with it. Yes, my submissive wife. Let’s just address the elephant in the room, shall we? Ass play feels great, with or without a D/s component, and… your woman will most likely go berserk, because most women find it amazingly sexy. By the way, the (vibrating) egg part goes in her, and she’ll cum too. How hot is that? Spoiler Alert: You can put the egg in your ass, and double penetrate your woman. How fucking hot is that? For real. It’s so much pleasure for less than $100. This isn’t a flash in the pan toy, this is the male equivalent of the Hitachi Magic Wand. Which brings us to..

Hitachi Magic Wand - Honestly, how can anyone, female, at least, not have this? It’s the standard. All those forced orgasms on Wired Pussy, and Hogtied, are brought on by this little number. It’s strong, reliable, and everyone who reads this blog should own one. If you’re a man, you can fuck your ass with the g-spot adapter, and you’ll cum like never before. Trust me on this. You’ll hit the wall behind you. Ask my wife. If that’s not your bad, baby, think of the fun you’ll have using it on women. It’s a cool toy to whip out in the bedroom. Eyebrow raising, but not scary. And they last forever, because they’re well made.

Non-Sticky Bondage Tape - Again, something everyone should have. The tape sticks to itself, like a colorform, but not to anything else. Plus, it’s reusable. That’s good for the Earth. Plus, it’s cheap (less than $20) and makes a great stocking stuffer.